It’s Only Words
January 12, 2009
I was having a browse through the BBC News website last night and came across an article about what words George Bush used the most during his eight year presidency. It got me thinking about which words I use the most on here, so using Wordle I decided to find out …

Clicking on the above image will take you to a bigger version.
Now you do have to bare in mind that this blog is only two weeks old so it’s probably not an exact representation, so the plan is to do another one in about 6 months time in order to compare it. Providing I remember that is!
If I Could Turn Back Time
January 11, 2009
So it’s Sunday evening again, which means I’m beginning to get that dull horrible feeling of knowing that it’s nearly time to go back to work again.
Why is that weekends always seem to go so quickly? It doesn’t seem two minutes since I left work on Friday and now in what seems like the blink of an eye it’s nearly time for me to go back again. When you want time to slow down you can guarantee it speeds up and yet you can bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, when I actually want it to go quickly, will drag by instead. Blimmin’ typical. I wish I had the power of turning back time, because if I did I’d definitely turn it back to Friday evening!
Still on the plus side, last week I managed to put in for my last remaining annual leave entitlement and the boss signed off on it too, so I now have just over three weeks to get through before I’m off for 8 days, which along with two weekends gives me the grand total of 12 days off work. Fantastic.
So if my calculations are correct it means I only have 17 work days to go … not that I’m counting or anything!
Library Stop
January 11, 2009

Now seeing as I’m a fairly regular visitor to my local library and as I’m also participating in the Support Your Local Library Challenge, I thought that this new Library Stop meme would fit in fairly nicely.
The aim of the meme is to share with your readers what books you have recently checked out of the library.
Now although this is technically a weekly meme, I will not be participating on a weekly basis myself because although I do tend to visit my local library at least once a week (and sometimes two or even three times a week) I may not necessarily get books out each time, so there’s not really any point in me participating if I don’t have anything new to offer. However I will definitely participate those weeks that I do get new books out.
I last visited my library on Thursday and came away with two books …
- The Shop On Blossom Street by Debbie Macomber
- Glitz by Louise Bagshawe
The first one was recommended to me by a member of the Book Club Forum and the second one is by an author whose books I usually enjoy, so all in all not a bad haul.
Booking Through Thursday #2
January 8, 2009
This week’s Booking Through Thursday theme is …
Numbers
Some people read one book at a time. Some people have a number of them on the go at any given time, perhaps a reading in bed book, a breakfast book, a bathroom book and so on, which leads me to …
- Are you currently reading more than one book?
- If so, how many books are you currently reading?
- Is this normal for you?
- Where do you keep your current reads?
When I was younger I quite often had more than one book on the go at any given time, but since I’ve gotten older I’ve learnt to appreciate the written word more and as my reading tastes have changed so have my reading habits. These days I much prefer to stick to just one book at a time, this way the characters are always fresh in my mind, the storyline’s don’t get muddled up and overall I find it much more enjoyable as this way there is no room for confusion.
As for my current read, well that is always kept either by my bed or on my desk, however I have been known to take my book into work if I think that there’s the slightest possibilty of being able to snatch a few minutes peace and quiet during my lunchbreak, in which case it can also spend a considerable amount of time in my bag.
Blog Improvement Challenge Week 1
January 5, 2009

Today is the first Monday of the month (not to mention of the year) which means it’s also the start of the 2009 Blog Improvement Challenge. The topic this week is Setting Goals – What Is Your Blog For?
I first got the idea of keeping a journal or diary way back when I was a teenager (which was a fair few years ago now) but back then my dream was to keep a handwritten one. I was going to use it as a place to pour my heart and soul out into. A place to share my deep dark secrets, my hopes and dreams for the future and generally just as a place to detail my daily comings and goings. A record if you like of my life. Something that I could look back on in the years to come with either a smile, a tear or maybe even just a fond memory.
Unfortunately, although I tried numerous times in numerous different notebooks (all bought especially for the occasion) it never quite came to fruition and even those attempts made throughout my adulthood have all been pretty spectacular failures. However despite my failings as a diarist I’ve never been able to shake of the feeling of wanting to try again and now in the age of the world wide web, I’ve turned to online blogging as a way of achieving my dream. Whether this will be any more of a success still remains to be seen, but hopefully with the help of the Blog Improvement Project I will be one step closer to achieving my goal.
So for this first task the two things I’m going to ask myself are: what do I want to use my blog for and what do I want to achieve throughout the course of the next 12 months?
Well with regards to content, I want to use it for a number of things. Along with all those deep, dark and meaningful thoughts and feelings that you can usually expect to read in someone’s journal, I’ll also be using this as a place to post my thoughts on everything from celebrity news and gossip, to my views on newsworthy stories hitting the headlines around the world. Some days I may even just use it to chatter inanely about the jaw-dropping moments of my favourite television shows or to curse madly at the-powers-that-be over the death of a much loved character. Basically I’m going to use this a sounding board, a place for me to talk (or ramble more like) about anything and everything regardless of the subject matter.
As for my aims for the coming year well let’s see …
- First of all I’d really like to actually make this blog a success. Not necessarily through readership, although that is something that I would like to work on, but more for me personally. I do have a bit of a habit of starting blogs and not continuing with them so my ultimate goal is to actually keep this one going for a full year. I figure if I can make it to it’s first blogoversary then I’ll be set for life.
- I also want to improve my writing skills as some days I can be fiddling about with entries for far longer than is strictly necessary before finally hitting that save button and I think this is one of the reasons why I tend to get bored with blogging so easily. I spend too much time oohing and aahing over whether I’ve got the full stop in the right place or whether I could have worded things slightly differently – so this has got to stop.
- Lastly although readership and statistics aren’t really a priority for me I do think it would be nice to become a part of the blogging community as a whole and making a few friends along the way would be nice so I’m going to try and not only visit more blogs but I’m also going to start commenting a lot more too in the hopes that friendships can be made.
So there you have it, my goals for the coming year and with it the end of week 1 of the Blog Improvement Challenge … although I guess it’s not really the end as now is the time for me to stop talking about my goals and start focusing on making them a reality.
Just My Imagination
January 4, 2009
A few days ago I was waving goodbye to 2008 and welcoming in the new year with open arms. I was looking forward to starting afresh and leaving all the troubles from the end of last year behind. I was thinking positive. I mean surely after the horrible events of the past four or five weeks things could only get better from here on in right? Well, maybe not.
Even though we’re only four days into a brand new year, things are already beginning to look a bit bleak. On the plus side this new turn of events doesn’t involve any of the problems that were affecting me last year, although if I’m honest I wish it did. I’d take any of those previous problems over this new one, any day.
So what’s bothering me?
Well without going into any great detail, two of my cats are currently unwell at the moment.
Ollie has an infection in his stomach which the vet says isn’t serious and can be treated with a two week course of medication and a special diet, so all in all he’s not doing too badly – other than the side effects of said medication that is which is a whole other story!
But Oscar, well he’s a little more worrying. He’s having what I can only describe as a ‘fit’ every now and again. We’re not entirely sure how often they’re occurring or when they first started but we do know he had three yesterday, and possibly one this morning, but those are only the ones we witnessed so in theory he could have had more. They don’t last for long, maybe 20 seconds if that, and he seems completely fine afterwards, but the point is we don’t know what they are or what’s causing them and more importantly we don’t know what kind of affect they’re having on him. We don’t know if they’re causing him any suffering or if he’s in any pain and as a result a trip to the vet is on the cards for him for tomorrow.
I am more than just a little concerned for him though. I’m petrified. He’s getting on a bit now. He’s 16 and other than an incident with a fox a few years ago, which in itself nearly killed him, he’s had a fairly healthy life, but like I said he’s not getting any younger and I don’t know if it’s just my imagination running away from me or whether I really do have something to be concerned about, but I do have this really bad feeling that once he goes to the vet, he wont be coming home again.
Forget To Remember
January 2, 2009
A Patchwork life was created exactly one week ago today, and the entries so far have mainly focused on the reading challenges that I’ll be participating in over the course of the next 12 months. However now that 2009 has finally rolled around it’s time for me to get down to the very serious business of turning this blog into a fully-fledged blog … which basically means I actually have to start blogging.
Now this is where things start to get a little tricky because the one thing that I’ve always struggled with in the past with regards to keeping a blog is actually thinking of things to blog about. Although to be fair, that’s not always the problem as I do quite often think of things throughout the course of the day that I know I’d like to blog about at some point, but unless I immediately write these things down somewhere then there is a very good chance that I’ll end up forgetting them and … well nine times out of ten I do end up forgetting. I have a terrible memory.
Today is no exception because as usual my mind has gone completely blank and I can’t for the life of me think of anything worthwhile to actually write about.
Still in my defence I am a little preoccupied with a little ‘issue’ that I’ve had recently, which all being well will be resolved this evening. Or then again it could just lead to even more trouble and things could be even worse by the morning. Either way though regardless of what happens it’s bound to give me some great fodder so at least that will solve the problem of what to write about tomorrow!
Things Can Only Get Better
January 1, 2009

Happy New Year
Overall 2008 hasn’t been too bad a year for me, however the last month has been a bit of a rollercoaster ride with more lows than highs. I’m not the kind of person who likes to dwell on things (or at least I’m trying not to be) so I’m not going to go into any great detail (or any for that matter) about the events of the past four or five weeks but I think it’s fairly safe to say that I for one am glad to see the back of 2008 and I’m looking forward to starting afresh in 2009. Things can only get better from here on in.
Well seeing as I posted my new year resolutions a few days ago, there’s not much left for me to say other than to wish you all a Happy New Year. I hope that the year ahead is filled with love, health and happiness and that all your hopes, dreams and wishes come true.
Richard & Judy Book Club
December 30, 2008

Richard & Judy is a UK magazine / talk show which has held a book club and a summer read since 2004.
My challenge is to read all the books featured since it began. Once read books will be reviewed over at The Only True Magic and then linked to from here.
- PS I Love You – Cecelia Ahern
- Brick Lane – Moncia Ali
- When Will There Be Good News – Kate Atkinson
- No Time For Goodbye – Linwood Barclay
- Arthur And George – Julian Barnes
- The Farm – Richard Benson
- The Righteous Men – Sam Bourne
- Restless – William Boyd
- The Resurrectionist – James Bradley
- The Sixth Lamentation – William Brodrick
- March – Geraldine Brooks
- Blood River – Tim Butcher
- Perdita: The Life Of Mary Robinson – Paula Byrne
- The Food Of Love – Anthony Capella
- The Promise Of Happiness – Justin Cartwright
- The Pirate’s Daughter – Margaret Cezair-Thompson
- The Know – Martina Cole
- The Luminous Life Of Lilly Aphrodite – Beatrice Colin
- The Lincoln Lawyer – Michael Connelly
- White Mughals – William Dalrymple
- The Gargoyle – Andrew Davidson
- The Conjuror’s Bird – Martin Davies
- The Welsh Girl – Peter Ho Davies
- A Gathering Light – Jennifer Donnelly
- The 19th Wife – David Ebershoff
- The Memory Keeper’s Daughter – Kim Edwards
- A Quiet Belief In Angels – RJ Ellory
- Getting Rid Of Matthew – Jane Fallon
- Then We Came To The End – Joshua Ferris
- Eve Green – Susan Fletcher
- The Jane Austen Book Club - Karen Joy Fowler
- Notes From An Exhibition – Patrick Gale
- The Cellist Of Sarajevo – Steven Galloway
- East Of The Sun – Julia Gregson
- The Laments – George Hagen
- Down River – John Hart
- Feel: Robbie Williams – Chris Heath
- Notes On A Scandal – Zoe Heller
- The Island – Victoria Hislop
- This Book Will Save Your Life – AM Homes
- Loving Frank – Nancy Horan
- A Thousand Splendid Suns – Khaled Hosseini
- Love In The Present Tense – Catherine Ryan Hyde
- The Abortionist’s Daughter – Elisabeth Hyde
- Mister Pip – Lloyd Jones
- The Outcast – Sadie Jones
- Mudbound – Hilary Jordan
- Addition – Toni Jordan
- The Brutal Art – Jesse Kellerman
- Relentless – Simon Kernick
- My Best Friend’s Girl – Dorothy Koomson
- The Historian – Elizabeth Kostova
- The History Of Love – Nicole Krauss
- The Girls – Lori Lansens
- The Other Side Of The Bridge – Mary Lawson
- The Highest Tide – Jim Lynch
- The Rose Of Sebastopol – Katharine McMahon
- Liars And Saints – Maile Meloy
- The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee – Rebecca Miller
- Savage Garden – Mark Mills
- Empress Orchid – Anchee Min
- Cloud Atlass – David Mitchell
- The House At Riverton – Kate Morton
- Labyrinth – Kate Mosse
- Half Of A Yellow Sun – Chimamanda Ngozi-Adichie
- Starter For Ten – David Nicholls
- The Time Traveler’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
- Star Of The Sea – Joseph O’Connor
- Netherland – Joseph O’Neill
- The Bolter – Frances Osborne
- My Sister’s Keeper – Jodi Picoult
- Hunting Unicorns – Bella Pollen
- The Ivy Chronicles – Karen Quinn
- Semi-Detached – Griff Rhys-Jones
- The Lost Art Of Keeping Secrets – Eva Rice
- The Mermaid And The Drunks – Ben Richards
- The Testament Of Gideon Mack – James Robertson
- The Interpretation Of Murder – Jed Rubenfeld
- Random Acts Of Heroic Love – Danny Scheinmann
- The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
- The Bookseller Of Kabul – Asne Seierstad
- The Life And Death Of Charlie St Cloud – Ben Sherwood
- Toast: The Story Of A Boy’s Hunger – Nigel Slater
- The Visible World – Mark Slouka
- Moondust – Andrew Smith
- The Suspicions Of Mr Whicher – Kate Summerscale
- The American Boy – Andrew Taylor
- Salmon Fishing In The Yemen – Paul Torday
- Want To Play – PJ Tracy
- Lucia, Lucia – Adriana Trigiani
- How To Talk To A Widower – Jonathan Tropper
- December – Elizabeth H Winthrop
- Good News, Bad News – David Wolstencroft
- The Shadow Of The Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
- Marriage Bureau For Rich People – Farahad Zama
The Big Read
December 29, 2008

The Big Read was a 2003 survey carried out by the BBC, with the goal of finding the ‘Nation’s Best Loved Book’ by way of a public vote. The British public originally voted for any book that they wished to and then from this, a list of 200 was drawn up and put forward for further voting, the results of which can be found below.
My challenge is to read all 200 books on this list. Once read books will be reviewed over at The Only True Magic and then linked to from here.
- The Lord Of The Rings – JRR Tolkien
- Pride And Prejudice – Jane Austen
- His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
- The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy – Douglas Adams
- Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire – JK Rowling
- To Kill A Mockingbird – Harper Lee
- Winnie The Pooh – AA Milne
- Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell
- The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe – CS Lewis
- Jane Eyre – Charlotet Brontë
- Catch-22 – Joseph Heller
- Wuthering Heights – Emily Brontë
- Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
- Rebecca – Daphne du Maurier
- The Catcher In The Rye – JD Salinger
- The Wind In The Willows – Kenneth Grahame
- Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
- Little Women – Louisa May Alcott
- Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis de Bernieres
- War And Peace – Leo Tolstoy
- Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
- Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone – JK Rowling
- Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets – JK Rowling
- Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
- The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien
- Tess Of The D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
- Middlemarch – George Eliot
- A Prayer For Owen Meany – John Irving
- The Grapes Of Wrath – John Steinbeck
- Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
- The Story Of Tracy Beaker – Jacqueline Wilson
- One Hundred Years Of Solitude – Gabriel García Márquez
- The Pillars Of The Earth – Ken Follett
- David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
- Charlie And The Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
- Treasure Island – Robert Louis Stevenson
- A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
- Persuasion – Jane Austen
- Fune – Frank Herbert
- Emma – Jane Austen
- Anne Of Green Gables – LM Montgomery
- Watership Down – Richard Adams
- The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald
- The Count Of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
- Brideshead Revistited – Evelyn Waugh
- Animal Farm – George Orwell
- A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
- Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
- Goodnight Mister Tom – Michelle Magorian
- The Shell Seekers – Rosamunde Pilcher
- The Secret Garden – Frances Mary Burnett
- Of Mice And Men – John Steinbeck
- The Stand – Stephen King
- Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
- A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
- The BFG – Roald Dahl
- Swallows And Amazons – Arthur Ransome
- Black Beauty – Anna Sewell
- Artemis Fowl – Eoin Colfer
- Crime And Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
- Noughts And Crosses – Malorie Blackman
- Memoirs Of A Geisha – Arthur Golden
- A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
- The Thorn Birds – Colleen McCollough
- Mort – Terry Pratchett
- The Magic Faraway Tree – Enid Blyton
- The Magus – John Fowles
- Good Omens – Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
- Guards! Guards! – Terry Pratchett
- Lord Of The Flies – William Golding
- Perfume – Patrick Süskind
- The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists – Robert Tressell
- Night Watch – Terry Pratchett
- Matilda – Roald Dahl
- Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding
- The Secret History – Donna Tartt
- The Woman In White – Wilkie Collins
- Ulysses – James Joyce
- Bleak House – Charles Dickens
- Double Act – Jacqueline Wilson
- The Twits – Roald Dahl
- I Capture The Castle – Dodie Smith
- Holes – Louis Sachar
- Gormenghast – Mervyn Peake
- The God Of Small Things – Arundhati Roy
- Vicky Angel – Jacqueline Wilson
- Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
- Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
- Magician – Raymond E Feist
- On The Road – Jack Kerouac
- The Godfather – Mario Puzo
- The Clan Of The Cave Bear – Jean M Auel
- The Colour Of Magic – Terry Pratchett
- The Alchemist – Paulo Coelho
- Katherine – Anya Seton
- Kane And Abel – Jeffrey Archer
- Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel García Márquez
- Girls In Love – Jacqueline Wilson
- The Princess Diaries – Meg Cabot
- Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
- Three Men In A Boat – Jerome K Jerome
- Small Gods – Terry Pratchett
- The Beach – Alex Garland
- Dracula – Bram Stoker
- Point Blanc – Anthony Horowitz
- The Pickwick Papers – Charles Dickens
- Stormbreaker – Anthony Horowitz
- The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
- The Day Of The Jackal – Frederick Forsyth
- The Illustrated Mum – Jacqueline Wilson
- Jude The Obscure – Thomas Hardy
- The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ - Sue Townsend
- The Cruel Sea – Nicholas Monsarrat
- Les Misérables – Victor Hugo
- The Mayor Of Casterbridge – Thomas Hardy
- The Dare Game – Jacqueline Wilson
- Bad Girls – Jacqueline Wilson
- The Picture Of Dorian Gray – Oscar Wilde
- Shogun – James Clavell
- The Day Of The Triffids – John Wyndham
- Lola Rose – Jacqueline Wilson
- Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
- The Forsyte Saga – John Galsworthy
- House Of Leaves – Mark Z Danielewski
- The Poisonwood Bible – Barbara Kingsolver
- Reaper Man – Terry Pratchett
- Angus, Thongs And Full-Frontal Snogging – Louise Rennison
- The Hound Of The Baskervilles – Arthur Conan Doyle
- Possession – AS Byatt
- The Master And Margarita – Mikhail Bulgakov
- The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
- Danny The Champion Of The World – Roald Dahl
- East Of Eden – John Steinbeck
- George’s Marvellous Medicine – Roald Dahl
- Wyrd Sisters – Terry Pratchett
- The Colour Purple – Alice Walker
- Hogfather – Terry Pratchett
- The Thity-Nine Steps – John Buchan
- Girls In Tears – Jacqueline Wilson
- Sleepovers – Jacqueline Wilson
- All Quiet On The Western Front – Erich Maria Remarque
- Behind The Scenes At The Museum – Kate Atkinson
- High Fidelity – Nick Hornby
- It – Stephen King
- James And The Giant Peach – Roald Dahl
- The Green Mile – Stephen King
- Papillon – Henri Charriere
- Men At Arms – Terry Pratchett
- Master And Commander – Patrick O’Brian
- Skeleton Key – Anthony Horowitz
- Soul Music – Terry Pratchett
- Thief Of Time – Terry Pratchett
- The Fifth Elephant – Terry Pratchett
- Atonement – Ian McEwan
- Secrets – Jacqueline Wilson
- The Silver Sword – Ian Serraillier
- One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
- Heart Of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
- Kim – Rudyard Kipling
- Cross Stitch – Diana Gabaldon
- Moby Dick – Herman Melville
- River God – Wilbur Smith
- Sunset Song – Lewis Grassic Gibbon
- The Shipping News – Annie Proulx
- The World According To Garp – John Irving
- Lorna Doone – RD Blackmore
- Girls Out Late – Jacqueline Wilson
- The Far Pavilions – MM Kaye
- The Witches – Roald Dahl
- Charlotte’s Web – EB White
- Frankenstein – Mary Shelley
- They Used To Play On Grass – Terry Venables and Gordon Williams
- The Old Man And The Sea – Ernest Hemingway
- The Name Of The Rose – Umberto Eco
- Sophie’s World – Jostein Gaarder
- Dustbin Baby – Jacqueline Wilson
- Fantastic Mr Fox – Roald Dahl
- Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
- Jonathan Livingstone Seagull – Richard Bach
- The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
- The Suitcase Kid – Jacqueline Wilson
- Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
- The Power Of One – Bryce Courtenay
- Silar Marner – George Eliot
- American Psycho – Bret Easton Ellis
- The Diary Of A Nobody – George and Weedon Grossmith
- Trainspotting – Irvine Welsh
- Goosebumps – RL Stine
- Heidi – Johanna Spyri
- Sons And Lovers – DH Lawrence
- The Unbearable Lightness Of Being – Milan Kundera
- Man And Boy – Tony Parsons
- The Truth – Terry Pratchett
- The War Of The Worlds – HG Wells
- The Horse Whisperer – Nicholas Evans
- A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
- Witches Abroad – Terry Pratchett
- The Once And Future King – TH White
- The Very Hungry Caterpillar – Eric Carle
- Flowers In The Attic – Virginia Andrews